Hippie Crippler is an uplifting hybrid strain, with a Sativa-dominant profile. Created by crossing Blue Satellite and AK-47, it has a leafy, moss-like appearance and a deep, dull green color. The flavor of Hippie Crippler is bold and distinct, combining sweet pine with earthy undertones, making it a delightful strain to smoke. Its aroma is pungent yet sweet, instantly boosting your mood.
With a THC level of around 20%, Hippie Crippler delivers immediate effects that leave you feeling energetic, euphoric, and focused. It enhances creativity, making it easier to accomplish tasks after smoking. However, increasing the dosage may lead to a more intense effect, leaving you feeling bleary-eyed and giddy, as some users may find higher concentrations harder to tolerate.
This strain is particularly effective for treating chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms, and spinal cord injuries. It also offers relief for anxiety, nausea, and migraines. While it may cause side effects such as dry mouth, dry eyes, anxiety, or occasional paranoia in some individuals, it remains a safe and valuable option for patients dealing with joint, limb, and muscle pain.
Lindsey –
Hippie Crippler is pure sunshine in a cart ☀️ Super energizing and uplifting — perfect for a creative day!
Damien –
This Sativa hits hard but keeps you clear-headed. I felt focused, motivated, and totally stress-free.
Clarissa –
The flavor is light and citrusy, and the effects are instant! Mood-boosting and zero burnout after. I love it!
Tyler –
Great daytime cart — zero couchlock and all the good vibes. Keeps me energized and in the zone for hours.
Ruby –
Exactly what I needed to start my day on a high note. Clean oil, smooth hits, and a feel-good mental buzz!
Xavier –
This strain has such a unique high — cerebral and happy with just enough chill. Perfect for daytime productivity
Monica –
My go-to Sativa cart now! No anxiety, no crash — just a smooth ride from start to finish
Ethan –
Hippie Crippler gives me that burst of energy I need before workouts or errands. Tastes amazing too!